Halloween II - A Rob Zombie Feature

This is gonna be a strange review.........It's late at night and New Year's Eve was spent wasting time on this trash.

The Weinsteins will make anything. Have they no shame? Can't you see that your studio sucks? Seriously. Rambo was good, but that was because Stallone directed it. You fucked up Fan Boys. I now hate you ...forever.

Let me start by saying that Halloween II is a far better movie than Rob Zombie's third directorial effort, Halloween. That's not saying much. At least this time they cast a different kid to play the little bastard version of Mikey. Zombie's wife is back as Mommy. Blah blah blah. She sucks. Sherie Moon is quite possibly the worst actress to ever grace the screen.

I endured.

But.

The second they put a face on Michael Meyers, I was pissed!!! I don't want to know that he's human. He's fucking Michael Meyers!!! His face is a bloodied up Kirk mask, damnit!!!!!!!! Why? Tell me why you would have him look like Rob Zombie on steroids? Rob, stop flattering yourself...

Ten years from now they should reboot this series again with Michael Cera portraying Meyers, Terrence Howard as Loomis, and Will Smith's little boy playing Laurie Strode. It would be better.

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